*| = hit the post..
o*o = a clash of heads.
^^^^ = waterlogged pitch.
"o" = through the keepers hands.
/o\ = through the keepers legs.
<>= midfield diamond.
+ = cross.
\+/ = high cross.
] = high wind.
( ) = who ate all the pies?
)( = winded.
% = 50-50 ball.
£££% = agent.
/o/ = through the channel.
(o) = in the hole.
(&&) = safe pair of (h)ands.
v = suggestion to the Referee
<o> = missed!
\o/ = goal!
#)))o = burst the net
|o = it was over the line.
o| = it was never over the line.
>>o = two-footed tackle.
<|> = keeper had nothing to do.
++++ = four-man wall.
^^ ^^ = the seagulls that follow the trawler.