LOSING STREAK
A naked man is running onto the pitch
followed by ten Stewards and one policeman.
We can't allow this! He must be stopped!
The naked man is wrestled to the ground.
Hooray, we cry, hooray!
The naked man is handcuffed and frogmarched.
The policeman holds his helmet over his helmet.
A naked woman runs onto the pitch: we ask
if she has some friends who'd like to join her.